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I am confident I would be a great fit for this job seeing as how I am small and compact, I am more versatile than a Prius and more focused than a Fusion. I have two wonderful kids who have no sense of humor when it comes to me, but we have a third on the way so hopefully, he will be the one I actually love. I was a former chef of fourteen years, but find it more pleasant pressing ink than burgers. The lovely pandemic forced me home with my two “amazing” kids so my wife could take the easy route and work non-stop pregnant for a career. I write, I cook, I beat my kids, and pet my dog. I’m still able to make my grandmother laugh even after she passed away years ago. My goal is to make MY world laugh because apparently, my wife’s world is our children. Thank you for your consideration or not. You’ll be sorry either way.
